This story is true. No one and no part of this story have been fictionalized to protect said parties of said story.
This story is told as a warning. You DO NOT WANT TO TRY THIS AT HOME.
This morning, Tom and I were getting everybody ready for the weekend. The girls and Linus are spending the weekend at our friend’s house; Tom and I are attending an out-of-town wedding, which is code for a wedding in downtown Cleveland, twenty minutes from where we live, but we got a hotel room and we are pretending it is farther away.
Tom, excited about the wedding, the new casino we will go to for the first time, or having a little reprieve from parenting, did the following:
Standing in the kitchen moments before we were ready to walk out the door, he said, “Does everyone have their swimsuits?”
In unison, “Yes.”
“Their pajamas?”
“Yes”
“Their toothbrushes?”
“Yes.”
“Clothes for tomorrow?”
“Yes.”
He waved his arm in one of those come-follow-me-out-the-door-ways and said, “Let’s roll, Bitches!”
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Oopsie.
Parenting Tip #37– You’re seven, nine, and twelve-year-old daughters probably shouldn’t be called bitches (well, at least not until their hormonal teenagers and they really are bitches).
Life As I Understand It. 
Haha, that gave me a good laugh. Thank you lol.
Hahahaha, I literally just rolled on the floor laughing.
Did you die laughing? Were you mad? Or did you thank him for giving you a short, sweet, and fricken funny blog post for the day? I’m still laughing.
I almost fell on the floor. I actually said, “You heard the man, Girls. Let’s roll!”
Oh boy, did your kids react to this statement or not?
I can imagine it in my head and it sounds hilarious.
To say they looked stunned would be an understatement. It was too funny not to share.
Hilarious!! Have fun at the casino! We haven’t been there yet.
Thanks! Fingers crossed for a little winning.
Can I get a refresher on the first 36 tips?
hilarious! love love love
A year later and I’m laughing my butt off! It hurts to laugh, if you’ve seen my posts. Thanks… Xoxo.
Love you Kim!